Tom Cruise Parachutes for Olympic Handoff to 2028 L.A. Games

Tom Cruise did the honors at the end of the Paris Olympics closing ceremony, and it went down exactly like it was anticipated. The event was nothing short of spectacular.

Tom appeared at the top of Stade de France just after H.E.R. wrapped up her amazing rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner,” and he repelled down to the floor of the stadium as fans went wild.

Tom walked up to L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, who handed him the Olympic flag. Tom then hopped on a motorcycle and rode with the flag on the back outside the stadium.

A video began playing of Tom traversing the streets of Paris and then riding the chopper into what looked like a cargo jet.

Cut to the back door of the plane opening up, and Tom fearlessly jumped out and free fell for about a minute before pulling the ripcord. He landed safely, messed with some tools, and eventually the camera pulled out, revealing Tom on the Hollywood sign adorned with the Olympic rings. He then handed the flag off to a cyclist, and the flag was passed to a variety of athletes as they ran around the City of Angels.

The video ended with the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing by the ocean to a group of crazed fans. If this event is any indication, the 2028 Olympics will be awesome.

Mission not Impossible!!!